Eureka! Proof There Is Still Hope On The Internet

I’m a bit nervous. Hell, I think you should be too. “Why?” You might ask. Well because of what I am about to put into the internet’s hands. You know the internet just as well as I do. It can be a hellish landscape to traverse. And, pretty soon, you, me, and everybody’s mom is

Story Time (Sort Of)… Cheese Toddler

sliced cheese on brown table top

Cheese toddler. What do you think of when you read that? A toddler made of cheese. A toddler with cheese all over it. What? I’m genuinely curious. The reason, well… because what I personally think of when I think of “cheese toddler” is quite different than most would probably think. Yet, then again, I have

Story Time… The Night I Jason Voorhees Realized Who I Was

Just a little short story of mine adapted from the films and something else very special to me. I guess you’re wondering how I got here. Telling this story to you. It all started that night, the night of my revenge. The night I had been waiting for all those years in the water. Growing